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Dopo aver ricevuto su uno dei miei numerosi indirizzi email l’ennesima email della nostra amica Elena, dal titolo Happy New Year, con il solito testo con la sua storia, anche se questa volta nella delirante traduzione italiana, ho ricevuto anche la mail di Daria, seducente biondina, anch’essa di nazionalità russa.

Ecco cosa mi scrive nella sua lunga missiva intitolata ‘Hello‘, giunta dall’indirizzo ‘olivye@mtsglobe.com‘:

 Hello my friend
I am so happy to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very
short letter.It is all right because you are astonished to get my
letter. I know that you’re probably surprised to get my message. I got your email somewhere on the website. I don’t remember which one it was.
I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.
The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so and I would like to meet a nice man to fall in love  or just be closest friends.
I don’t want to live in Russia because I have not any chances  here,it is hardly possible to explain from first time but
I want you to know my plans.I will work in  any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going through will suggest
me some locations. It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.
So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can  choose any town of your area,agency will only help me
to get a visa and all travel documents + some suggested placed to work in. My best friend last year met the man from
the USA when she worked
there for three months, too. She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm  she worked in amusement park and after
it she worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight. She was very  tired of course but made very good money there.
It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I  think it is the right way for me ,I am lost here,and I think that I
look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same  way,it is only my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or any
nice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to share my life with good man because I’m also full of love
and tenderness,I know that I am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my Prince and
I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life! This is why I am going to go through the same way.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can’t tell you everything  exactly right now) and I would like to be sure that I
have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I want to  find a man to spend all free time together to get
to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too.
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and want to meet me!  please send picture of you too!!!
Now I write you from my personal mailbox, please write me back here and here only. I will be checking it often.
Kiss you ,Daria (this is my name)!

La cara Daria si dice felice della mia risposta alla sua email (quale email?? quale risposta?? è la prima volta che sento il suo nome!!) e poi si dilunga in racconti. Mi espone il suo piano di emigrazione dalla Russia tramite l’incontro con un ometto amorevole su cui riversare tutta la sua tenerezza e l’accesso al mondo del lavoro, con la disponibilità a fare un po’ di tutto.

Poi racconta della sua amica con questa strategia è riuscita ad emigrare dalla fredda terra di Vladimiro Lenin e chiede maggiori informazioni sulla mia vita personale, magari anche una foto. Il Falsomagro (naturalmente!) non ha potuto esimersi dal rispondere, con tono amichevole, dicendosi interessato alla storia, adducendo che nella zona in cui vive (l’alto milanese) le opportunità di lavoro sono parecchie. Per dare maggiore credibilità alla mia risposta ho anche allegato una mia foto (naturalmente trovata a caso su internet da Google).

Ora stiamo a vedere per capire se si tratta di una truffa complessa o se questa email è il solito trucco da spammer russo per ricavare indirizzi email attivi sui quali riversare spam e altri tipi di truffe…